I need to learn all of the lyrics to Beck's "I'm a Loser." I mean, every last word, in order. I'd feel very accomplished if I could sing it in the car. I managed to do it for Franz Ferdinand's "The Fallen," though I'm still a verse or two short on REM's "It's the End of the World as We Know It," and seeing as I've been listening to that song for decades, I'm not sure I'll ever get better than I am right now.